TheFlavoredCoffeeGuy’s Profile

Once upon a time, I ate a square snowflake. Before I did, I found every person I could, every friend I knew, and showed it too them. Then I did eat it. I couldn't think of a way to save it, or keep it. It was so unique though, I had to have it. So, I ate it. After I had eaten it, and no later, I heard a voice. The voice said too me, "I'll grant you three wishes." I laughed out loud and said too the voice, "I know God, why the hell would I need you to grant me wishes. Who do you think you are, God?!" I was lost in confusion because the response I received when that voice spoke to me again said, "I am God" Then I looked into space, seeing nothing unusual and said, "That's stupid because you already know I'll just wish for as many wishes as I want." So, I thought too myself, "Okay, if that's God, I can ask for anything, even if it's not possible." So, I made a wish and this is that wish that I made, and I said to God, "Okay, make happy butt a popular name for women." Then I thought too myself, "Nobody'll ever do that." Then, all of sudden a memory came too my mind about a guy I'd worked with on a paper route, and before I could even grow up, he was telling me years before i'd even made a wish, "I wish my mother would keep her nose in her own business and mind her own money. I just wish Happy Butt would keep out of it and just mind her own business." I looked at him, and asked, "Happy Butt? Who's that?" He said too me, "My mother you know Happy Butt, Gladys, Glad ass." I then looked right at God, and said, "That's no fair, that's like naming a woman Fart Flower, and anybody'd do that.." Okay, now I wish that you'd wet your pants for reading this. So, I then wished for as many wishes as I wanted and used the last one to ask God, to save the world, just in case I made a mess of everything. I just hate the controversy that revolves around how I could make as many wishes as I wanted and never get anything. Just how that it is possible, doesn't really mean that I got everything I wished for, or I wouldn't just want it after the fact and was granted a wish that didn't come true?!. But, then the point always seems to turn around to where it was a legitimate wish, and that I did make one, and that doesn't mean I'll get anything. So, I'll never get laid, and I always wish that'd happen. I almost feel like I wasted that last one on wishing God'd save the world. Don't worry, if that's all that's left, I won't take it back. That way, even if I never touch you, you'll live forever, and I'll just be happy with that...

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